Baking disaster

Today has not been my day... i have had an entire day of cooking disasters

1. i over toasted brandon's croissant

2. i over cooked the eggs

3. i burnt the bacon

4. i made cookies that are like small rock cakes

5. i burnt the pot for the popcorn (had i gotten as far as putting the popcorn in it would be safe to say i would have burnt that also)

6. my bread didn't rise

I think i will stay out of the kitchen for the rest of the day, unless for an emergency...